A Little Blues Story from the Jersey Shore
Liz is an ordinary woman facing ordinary obstacles as she pursues her dream of a full time career singing blues and jazz. Sixteen years ago she was offered a chance to make her dream a reality and didn’t take it. She is now given a second chance. Will she grab for the ring this time? Join her on her journey as she reflects on her life in a series of flashbacks–gaining new perspectives on love, family, and self-realization.
All In With Love: my journey to the hero within
Imagine stepping into the spotlight of New York and Hollywood, a lifestyle where stardom, celebrity life, and a Chippendale bow tie were the everyday norm? Fame was the dream of an innocent young boy that played out in the heart of a man who in turn lost sight of the boy within. This is their story. Born with severe asthma and enormous dreams, James Gardiner began his life in conflict with himself. Little Jimmy wanted to reach for the stars like his science-fiction icons and become a sports superstar like the paper heroes that adorned the walls of his childhood bedroom. But as a frequent visitor to the local hospital, viewing the world through the plastic walls of an oxygen tent, such dreams seemed like they would always be firmly out of reach. However it was there on the pediatric wing that he began to entertain audiences with his stories and charm, growing to like the attention. In fact, to crave it. He wanted to “be somebody,” and for the first time, his dreams didn’t seem quite so out of reach. As he got older, and his asthma became more manageable, he began forging his path of destiny.
Delaney’s ADULT Book of Hilarity, Wit and Wisdom
An unfiltered collection of wisdoms, musings, observations and poems. Take a glimpse inside the mind of a slightly unhinged Irishman. From utter hilarity, one-line jokes, and Jase’s unique observations of living and life; to raw, powerful poems about mental health, Jasebook is a truly unique glimpse inside the mind of a slightly unhinged, yet hilariously funny Irishman. With over one hundred thousand followers on Instagram, Jason Delaney is an emotional poet whose poems and wisdoms you will often find flying around the internet, and widely shared daily by his many followers. “It’s like someone threw a few dictionaries and a colouring book into Jase’s head, and then chucked in a grenade, and the explosion resulted in this wild, unconventional yet hilarious book – there can be no other explanation really.” Priding himself on being an empath, and understanding that you have to tread through the darkness to get to the light, Jason is a passionate advocate for supporting mental health issues. He writes jokes and wisdoms – as well as poetry – to raise a smile, and loves to turn a frown upside-down.
Higher Connections: Humor and Inspiration from a Certified Public Pothead
“Higher Connections is a light-hearted read that is filled with facts and figures that is given character and brought to life by two hilarious narrators. It makes for a stereotype smashing and informative read. For curious readers or for expert Mary-Jane users, this book shines a refreshing light onto the use of holistic drugs and how adults sometimes need help getting through life in general.”
The Wonderfully Bad Book of Dad Jokes
The perfect gift for any Dad, a collection of over 500 of the best/worst jokes you will ever hear!
Dad jokes are just as likely to make you groan as they are to make you laugh, but that is the beauty of them!
Dad’s are expected to know Dad jokes it’s an unwritten rule!
A fantastic gift for Father’s day, Birthday, Christmas or anyone who has just become a new Dad. Completely inoffensive and suitable for any occasion a good arsenal of Dad jokes is a must for any father.
UNDER THE BUS
Homicide detectives, Donde Clark and Juanito Lewis moved to Hobbs Creek just days before banker, Richard Ghetti was gunned down in the front room of his Lake Powhattan, water front cabin.Barbershop talk had it that divine providence played some part in transferring the two NYC lawmen from the Big Apple to this backwater town in South Jersey. Hobbs Creek Police Chief, Alvin Phillips believed it was his lucky silver dollar. The Six-O-Clock news refused comment because the incident did not relate to the Corona virus.
UNDER THE BUS
Homicide detectives, Donde Clark and Juanito Lewis moved to Hobbs Creek just days before banker, Richard Ghetti was gunned down in the front room of his Lake Powhattan, water front cabin.Barbershop talk had it that divine providence played some part in transferring the two NYC lawmen from the Big Apple to this backwater town in South Jersey. Hobbs Creek Police Chief, Alvin Phillips believed it was his lucky silver dollar. The Six-O-Clock news refused comment because the incident did not relate to the Corona virus.